Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.