What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Top10 Viagra Slogans.
* Viagra, The quicker dicker upper * Viagra, One-a-day, like iron * Viagra, When...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...