Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
New Chemical Element Discovered
New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...