Top nine reasons computers must be female
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This Santa is ticked off!
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How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
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If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...