The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...