Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”