Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...