Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...