Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...