The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...