Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...