Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
The Basic Laws of Work
Business Rules to Live ByIf you can’t get your work done in the first...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...