The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...