You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
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What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
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Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
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What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...