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How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
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Holy Camel
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I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
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Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
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