Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...