The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...