Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Osama Cave Memo
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I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...