My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...