Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Why do men die first
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...