Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...