Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...