An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...