Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...