Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...