So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...