I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...