If Timex ran Christmas…
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The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Why do men die first
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...