A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...