After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...