Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...