Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...