Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...