George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...