Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...