The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...