Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.