I’ll get you next slime!
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women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Question and answer jokes
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Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...