Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...