Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1. A research...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...