Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...