Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...