Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.