Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...