Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...