Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...