37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...