Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...