Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...