Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...