Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
100 Buckets of Bits
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Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...