Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...